Monday, April 23, 2007

RIP Boris Yeltsin

Who besides me thought Boris Yeltsin had been dead for years already?

I figured he kicked the bucket from alcohol poisoning years ago, perhaps sometime around the sinking of the Kursk.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Boris you will be missed because:

-You were second only to Bill for the title of president you'd most like to party with (USA! USA! USA! sad but true).

-You had that crazy anything goes je ne se quai that made us wonder what the hell you were going to do next.

-You were the W.C. Fields of Russian presidents which was so much cooler than Putin's creepy Mr. Burns of Russian presidents.

RIP Boris you'll always be 60 and
tank top to me.

Anonymous said...

I think all that vodka conserved him pretty well. I think his corpse won't rot at all.