1. I have nothing in my refrigerator. Since I'm out of here in just two weeks, I figured it wasn't worth investing in perishable items so I haven't been grocery shopping in at least a month. Therefore, I have been subsisting on nothing more than what is currently in my fridge/freezer for the past week: spinach salad, cereal, yogurt, and popsicles. However, after I checked out Lovey's blog today, I discovered that she had a link to the most delectable website called "Pimp My Snack" (I recommend you check it out)... which is encouraging me (in a bad way) to instantly head out to the store and indulge in some chocolatey, dessert-like goodness. Her site shows the most amazing giant Reese's peanut butter cup. Ever.
My old wheat bread just isn't cutting it anymore...
2. The woodpecker remains defeated.
3. I had a memorable experience at the library today. I needed a couple of books for my Islamic Law paper so I headed upstairs to the book shelving area. I got my books and headed back for the stairs. As I was walking down the hall toward the staircase, I saw this dirty homeless man (with applicable plastic bags full of his worldly possessions) standing in front of one of the computer terminals along the hallway.
This could be him!!
I thought it was very perplexing that he was at the library, and immediately my little mind started thinking, "Wouldn't that be so cool if this guy was really a genius that became an alcoholic or crazy and lost everything but is still secretly brilliant and so is here doing research on quantum physics or economic game theory?" (Spoiler Alert: This is the plot in "A Beautiful Mind")
Curiosity, of course, got the best of me, and so I turned around while I was passing by and looked with great interest at the computer screen on which he was working. And what did I see?... A giant penis entering someone's bare ass.
I suppose that's what I get for being nosy (and expecting life to be like Hollywood)...
I can't believe I missed this Sesame Street episode!
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