This is it --- the long awaited photo shoot of the adopted/imaginary/faux/Asian (?) BABY SURI...
OK, personally I think she actually does look a little bit like Tom Cruise, but some of the comments people posted on www.perezhilton.com were pretty damn funny, albeit evil and catty, of course. Here are a few of my mean-spirited favorites:
- okay, that is the first baby i've seen that seriously looks like it's wearing a toupee.. fabulous.
- so small and so cute and she already has the eyes of a scientologist.
- is that baby Chinese?
- I think it looks like Elvis.
- i think she looks like john cusack...
- OMG - I LOVE HER BABY TOUPEE!!
- That baby is absolutely adorable but looks too old to have been born when Katie reportedly gave birth. I wonder how much they had to pay to recruit...I mean adopt ...her.
- Why is the kid wearing a wig???
- Go to http://www.babytoupee.com/
- They cannot possibly think that we are this unintelligent! The baby has the most hair of any baby at that age, I have ever seen. It almost looks like a wig or the airbrushing was a bad job.
- cute kid...kinda asian....that was probably the first time shes seen sunlight....i think its just a wig that they're covering her alien tentacles with...after the photographer left she probably got beamed back up.
- some children with down syndrome have asian like eyes. suri looks like she might have down syndrome.
- The pictures prove it. Tom's shooting blanks and she was sperminated by an Asian. Makes perfect sense.
- Babies do not have this much hair on their heads! it makes no sense!
- DAMIEN…..OH, NOOOOOOOOO.....THE END IS NEAR……
- She looks like an emo boy. Just add eyeliner.
- ummm sweet combover in the last two pics, shes not that cute maybe she should go back into hiding and maybe its jsut the tv picture but she looks really pale with untarually dark hair, im gonna say it she looks asian. but thats not a bad thing it jsut means shes not their baby
- jesus, that kid is not even a year old and he has a full set of hair, ITS THE ANTI_CHRIST
- I think in the 1st pic she looks like JC Chasez...? She'll be a hairy monkey but in today's world, laser will fix that when she's old enough for it.
- despite her parents being weirdos [maybe just tom] they are good looking people. she does look chinese but probably its bad images.
- ugly baby
- Ok first off let me say, that baby looks Asian and second is the baby wearing a wig in the last picture? Maybe Katie was artifically inseminated with Asian sperm.
- Suri is an appropriate name, given that she looks Asian. Which is strange because Tom and Katie are white.
- she looks asian and like her hair is dyed or she has a wig on...but she's cute i suppose
- She's cute but looks turbo-Asian
- And finally... Is it me or does her hair have product?
And last but not least... RIP to my all-time favorite animal handler, Steve Irwin, the Crocodile Hunter...
I loved watching his crazy antics... "and this little beauty could bite my nose clean off if she wanted to!" Ohhh, poor Steve Irwin... I really am sad.
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